Quiznos Sponge-Monkeys
Did you see the latest Quiznos' TV commercial?
A small, furry creature, wearing a bowler hat, levitates as he sings an ode to Quiznos subs. Nearby, another flying creature wears an 18th century seafaring hat, and strums on an acoustic guitar and sings "We love the subs! 'Cuz they are good to us. The Quiznos subs. They are tasty, they are crunchy, they are warm because they toast them." etc.
If you are thinking 1) "What are these creatures?", 2) "You gotta be kidding", or 3) "This is genius advertising!" then read The Creatures From the Sandwich Shop.
Comments
ITS HILLARIOUS !! I mean, if u want comedy, all u have to do is take an animal, put human features on it, and automatically its funny!! and this comercail is FUNNY!!
Posted by: spongemonkey-luver | February 29, 2004 04:11 PM
I went to Quizno's the second I saw that commercial. It was genius.
Posted by: The Anti-Mainstreamist | March 1, 2004 07:38 PM
I went to Quizno's the second I saw that commercial. It was genius.
Posted by: The Anti-Mainstreamist | March 1, 2004 07:38 PM
All of the sudden I have an urge to eat a quizno's, haha. They got a pepper Bar! I Love the Sponge Monkey commercial!
Posted by: Drew | March 2, 2004 10:01 AM
I miss seeing these little guys...they are so funny! I want more of them!!
Posted by: Terriq | March 3, 2004 09:46 PM
I love the spongemonkeys though they do look a lot like hamsters and they need braces...OH, and they need a better voice, but the commercial is funny!
Posted by: Brittany Brown | March 9, 2004 10:42 AM
omg those thing r so funny i crack up laughing ever time i c one and i dont c how u got a monkey out of that thing what is wrong with the acostic guitars one face wait the other one look like that to lol
Posted by: marlee flowers | March 9, 2004 12:15 PM
you all stink
Posted by: matt | March 9, 2004 12:52 PM
this is so stupid you cant even tell what they are until you find out on the website its so stupid
Posted by: some hobo | March 9, 2004 12:53 PM
this page sucks. who would use dead rats? any way you suck!
Posted by: matt | March 9, 2004 12:54 PM
i hate this its stupid whats wrong with you people this is so stupid
Posted by: Anonymous | March 9, 2004 12:54 PM
this isnt funny at all. its stupid
Posted by: matt | March 9, 2004 12:55 PM
this is stupid because of that im not going to eat at the quiznos place its to gross people dont want to eat there now because of that
Posted by: michael | March 9, 2004 12:55 PM
i never want to eat at quiznos again. i found chunk of dead rat in my food and i bet they dont wash there hands
Posted by: matt | March 9, 2004 12:57 PM
drew is gay
Posted by: matt | March 9, 2004 12:57 PM
anyone who likes this must be retarded i'm with matt because i found a dead rat in my food to it was coverd with flys it was gross i hate it im never going there agaun im telling everyone not to go there its f***ing gay
Posted by: Anonymous | March 9, 2004 12:58 PM
yes i am
Posted by: drew | March 9, 2004 12:59 PM
hello you guys im a new person quiznos rocks its so cool those guys rock alot i love them i cant get enough of them rock on
Posted by: malcom | March 9, 2004 01:00 PM
i have never ate at quiznos
kiss my ass
Posted by: zach | March 9, 2004 01:30 PM
these are not funny they are very disturbing! i was very afraid when i saw the commercial and i come accross and thinkin the subs are made out of these things you call "sponge-monkies" i will never eat at Quiznos EVER!!I FOUND A SPONGE-MONKEY IN MY SANDWHICH! IT WAS STILL ALIVE AND IT BIT MY TOUNGE!
Posted by: colleen | March 9, 2004 01:45 PM
hey you guys like it in the ass
Posted by: gay fag | March 9, 2004 01:59 PM
my mom is opening one in carlisle Pa every one come and buy some subs the shop opens in late april, evey one loves the monkeys, at the shop ask for Ben
Posted by: ben | March 9, 2004 02:03 PM
all of you that say quiznos sucks or stuff like that work at subway and will never amount to anything ha
Posted by: ben | March 9, 2004 02:07 PM
Hate the subs. Love the monkeys! more monkeys please!!!!
Posted by: Big Bird | March 9, 2004 02:54 PM
47 47 47 47 47 47 47 47 47 47 more monkeys47 47 47 47 47 47!!!!! 47 47 47 47 47 sponge monkeys are good for 47!!!
Posted by: 47 | March 9, 2004 02:58 PM
those monkeys turn me on!!!!!
Posted by: cameron | March 9, 2004 03:08 PM
me 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: cj | March 9, 2004 03:12 PM
cornrolls
Posted by: justin | March 9, 2004 03:14 PM
i got chased by 1 of those stupid monkey things
Posted by: jimmy | March 9, 2004 03:16 PM
i would fuck all of the fuckin monkeys if you waunt me to?and that quiznos camercial is gay!!!
Posted by: dick | March 9, 2004 03:43 PM
DUDE!!!!!!!!! Can I sing the Quiznos song on your commercial?!?!?! PLEAAAAAAAAASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can put me and the Spongemonkeys together!!!!!! Those things are hilarious!
Posted by: caroline | March 9, 2004 03:56 PM
I don't appreciate all you monkey haters. I consider myself a serious actor. And if you liked the quizno's commercials, I'm gonna star in a feature film coming out next november. Yes, I am gay.
Posted by: Liam the SpongeMonkey | March 9, 2004 05:43 PM
That commercial is the weirdest, whoever thought of it is an adversting genuis!!!!! It is one that really sticks in your head. We talk about it at work and sing it, it just cant be helped. I work for Cabelas and talk with people all day and all who have seen it , DO remember it
Posted by: tree frog | March 9, 2004 07:20 PM
I miss the sponge monkeys!!!!! They are hilarious. Check out this for more monkey fun
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
Posted by: Angie | March 9, 2004 07:22 PM
SPONGEMONKEYS ARE COOL AND THEY ROCK!
Posted by: greencloud56 | March 9, 2004 08:51 PM
one word>>eerie.....
im me if u think so....
Posted by: zackk | March 9, 2004 09:44 PM
I love sponge monkeys! They are the bomb and are so funny! I love them and they make me want to eat at Quiznos even more! THEY TOTALLY ROCK!
Posted by: Duckyduck | March 9, 2004 10:37 PM
My girlfriend's roomate looks like those things on the commercial!!! Thanks for informing me that they are "sponge monkeys!"
Posted by: Amtrak | March 9, 2004 10:46 PM
i want to eat-out those sexy little in-breed hampsters...WWWHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!.......
Posted by: god | March 10, 2004 11:02 AM
Spongemonkeys rule!--if u dont think so you suck--my friend works at quiznos!!!!-He thinks spongemonkeys rock 2 lol!
-i dont care if the spongemonkeys are gay they rock!
Posted by: Danielle | March 10, 2004 12:31 PM
THEY ROCK !!
Posted by: Monkey M | March 10, 2004 12:40 PM
Hi!sponge monkeys are kull,by the way why did danielle say they were gay?????????!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?
Posted by: melmaniac | March 10, 2004 12:45 PM
nevermind she didnt say that she is my homie
####WAZ UP MY DOGGIES--ARF ARF
Posted by: melmaniac | March 10, 2004 12:48 PM
haha no i luv the spongemonkeys they r kewl!!!!!! and who ever thinks they're gay r gay themselves so u ppl suk!!!! i luv the moon song 2!!
Posted by: ghetto wannabe | March 10, 2004 02:29 PM
......spongmonkeys r gay
Posted by: ghetto wannabe | March 10, 2004 02:30 PM
sponge monkeys united!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: dorky monnkeys | March 10, 2004 02:32 PM
i am the spoone monkeys God. props to all Quiznos workers...... Subway uses subway cars in there subs you get more meat and more food for just pennys more at Quiznos , at the subway the meat is premade and pre put toghter that way they taste the same like bad
Posted by: ben | March 10, 2004 02:33 PM
hi its lauren c. wassa??!~! i am a gay person so if ne guys want say so!!
Posted by: me!! | March 10, 2004 02:34 PM
*want me
Posted by: me!! | March 10, 2004 02:35 PM
who wants to start the the spounge monkey fan club, email me your email and any info that you would want in the bi week letter
Posted by: ben | March 10, 2004 02:36 PM
krackabrown@hotmail.com
Posted by: ben | March 10, 2004 02:39 PM
That is the coolest thing in the world, my friends and I sing that song in marching band...once my WHOLE math class started to sing that song too! w00t!
Posted by: Yuna | March 10, 2004 08:01 PM
Why are people repulsed by the appearance of Quiznos' sponge monkeys? With only some orthodontia, they're more appealing than Jared from Subway.
Posted by: Fat Bastard | March 10, 2004 08:41 PM
Where Oh Where can i get a sponge monkey antena ball? Sponge Monkeys for president. Oh yeah the subs are delicious too.
Posted by: Rick | March 10, 2004 10:52 PM
The monkeys are creative and boast a bit of originality they are the best damn thing i ever F**king saw
Posted by: shmezva | March 11, 2004 07:52 AM
I have a picture of them on my computer.
Posted by: Trogdor the BURNiNATOR | March 11, 2004 12:25 PM
thosse little monkey things make me want to eat a big shit filled sandwiich yum yum.....there big dreamy eyes make me want to po ahhahaahaha
Posted by: poointheface | March 11, 2004 01:28 PM
my whole school has wachted them on our computer projectors and screens, go to Quiznos.com and see the monkeys in the act
Posted by: ben | March 11, 2004 02:43 PM
sponge monkeys rock and if u dont think so u suck!!! if u love sponge monkeys to and think their the coolest animal alive, email me at tortor678@yahoo.com
Posted by: torie | March 11, 2004 04:54 PM
Hey!!!! those spongr monkys r asome!!!!!!!!! I love the song. We love ur quiznos!! if u don't like that song ur werid
Posted by: someone | March 11, 2004 06:33 PM
Hey!!!! those spongr monkys r asome!!!!!!!!! I love the song. We love ur quiznos!! if u don't like that song ur werid
Posted by: someone | March 11, 2004 06:33 PM
Hey!!!! those spongr monkys r asome!!!!!!!!! I love the song. We love ur quiznos!! if u don't like that song ur werid
Posted by: someone | March 11, 2004 06:33 PM
we love ur quiznos'!!!! those things in the comircal r so so so so kool!!!!!!!!
Posted by: girl | March 11, 2004 06:34 PM
I think the Quizno's Subs are great but those sponge monkies are SCARY. Well, I would be happy if they were serving them in the sandwiches then sponge monkies might become extinct. If that happened, it would be a good thing.
Posted by: bear | March 11, 2004 07:00 PM
My milkshake brings all the SPONGE MONKEYS to the yard and their like its better than yours damn right its better than yours I could teach you but I'd have to charge.
Posted by: WHO CARES!!! | March 12, 2004 02:02 PM
THE MONKEYS SHOULD DO A RAP
Posted by: benthespongemonkiesgod | March 12, 2004 02:18 PM
I work and Quiznos and we do not use sponge monkeys in our food, we use RATS!!!!
Posted by: Dave | March 12, 2004 02:19 PM
excuse me i have rats as pets you suck
Posted by: Collie | March 12, 2004 02:20 PM
excuse me i have rats as pets you suck
Posted by: Collie | March 12, 2004 02:20 PM
I have a GREAATTT (!) advertising and promotion idea for Quizno's!
How about selling stuffed ones for kids with subs like McDonalds..... Heck, why stop there? ACTION FIGURES FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!
Yeah.... Quiznos and Them Spongers will make me rich next Christmas!
Posted by: Me, Myself and I | March 12, 2004 06:57 PM
SPONGEMONKEYS ROCK! oh...also check out some of the other stuff on that website.. www.rathergood.com
I like the viking kittens. theyre good.
Posted by: Doom Xerox | March 12, 2004 09:45 PM
I see animated dead mice with distending eyes and menacingly inbred grins. What do they put in the subs?
Posted by: dan | March 13, 2004 10:13 AM
the quiznos sponge monkey comercial rox my sox! the sponge monkeyz should have their own show!
Posted by: i m nobudy | March 13, 2004 12:34 PM
Howdy! I have to say that sponge monkeys ROCK!
They are AWESOME! And if you people hate 'em so much, WHY ARE YOU HERE???!???!???
Posted by: Anonymous | March 13, 2004 01:59 PM
Spongemonkeys are hott! Who couldn't love them? If ya'll don't like them, ya'll got some serious issues. And I'm willing to bet that they're ain't no spongemonkeys in the sandwiches and that they bit your tounge Colleen.
Posted by: LlamaMama | March 13, 2004 02:10 PM
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! GO LLAMAMAMA!!!!!
Llamamama is the coolest dude here! (Besides the sponge monkeys, of course!!!)
Posted by: Lori | March 13, 2004 02:16 PM
Where can you get a sponge monkey?
Posted by: Elaine | March 13, 2004 02:18 PM
Oooooooooh! I'm so with "i'm nobody" on this one! The spongemonkeys should have their own show!
Tyler is wrong!!!!
Posted by: Anonymous | March 13, 2004 02:23 PM
I'm dating a sponge monkey!
MEOW!
Posted by: Fluffy the cat | March 13, 2004 02:30 PM
Sexy little sponge monkeys! Why are they so sexy? They have William Hung teeth! Y'know, the guy from American Idol? The 'She Bangs' guy? LOL
Posted by: MuffinMan | March 13, 2004 09:55 PM
GO MUFFINMAN!
Posted by: lori | March 14, 2004 02:11 AM
Well, actually I'm female...but "MuffinWoman" doesn't quite have a much of a ring to it as "muffin man" Heh. xD
Posted by: MuffinMan | March 14, 2004 01:44 PM
Hey all, just found out you guys in the US have a commercial based on the sponge monkeys, in the UK we got fuck all, we can only play the Moon Song on repeat and sing 'EVERYBODY LOVE THA MOOOOOOOON!'
Posted by: Wormy | March 14, 2004 02:06 PM
I was abducted by the Sponge Monkeys, and they used an anal probe.....At least they had a pepper bar!
Posted by: Dufus | March 14, 2004 06:44 PM
Whazzup?
Posted by: Poodle | March 14, 2004 07:04 PM
Are there really dead rats in the subs? :o :S Please tell me.
Posted by: Amy | March 14, 2004 09:15 PM
They are cool - but I have seen them long before the sub commercials
Where did the origionate
Posted by: Rick | March 14, 2004 11:19 PM
Why do you hate us spongemonkeys? We only advertise Quizno's subs, not eat them because they cook rats as subsitutes for meat. And we can't say that we're gay; it violates our rights.
Also, Quizno's does not in fact use us in their subs. At least that is what they have told us.
Posted by: John the spongemonkey | March 14, 2004 11:29 PM
ass humpahs
Posted by: Anonymous | March 15, 2004 11:57 AM
Sponge Monkeys BORT
Posted by: JakMo | March 15, 2004 01:18 PM
sponge monkeys are BORT BORT BORT BORT
Posted by: JakMo | March 15, 2004 01:20 PM
Sponge monkeys Are bort BORT BORT
Posted by: JakMo | March 15, 2004 01:23 PM
I love the Quizno's sponge monkeys. Even though my co-worker doe's not like them, she will in time learn to love the sponge monkeys. Conny you imagine life with out sponge monkeys, or worst life with out a pepper bar! Rock on my little sponge money friends.
Posted by: Joe Joe | March 15, 2004 01:47 PM
has anybody went up to the Quiznos ppl and asked for a pic of them because i want to have a pic of them and i want the ones off of vh1 i want it because it is on a stick and plus my friends r all afriad of it lol some one ask and then get back to me my email is just_green32@hotmail.com and jeff_lover32@yahoo.com
Posted by: Marlee | March 15, 2004 03:27 PM
I admit the commercials are catchy, but I think these repugnant creatures would be better suited for a non food product since they make me want to spew.
Posted by: Mark | March 15, 2004 05:49 PM
I don't see why people think they're gross and want to "spew" after watching them. They look no different from a deranged hampster.
Posted by: Anonymous | March 15, 2004 07:05 PM