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Instructions to Everything

Insert tab A into slot 6. Color in any space marked "3" with cornflower blue. Do not put all your eggs in one (1) basket. Do not pound square pegs into round holes. Guide them in gently. Think outside the box. Then fill in boxes 7a(a)-7a(c) with your age, address, and conception of the afterlife.

Read more in The New Yorker: Instructions To Everything. Twenty-five all-purpose instructions.

Posted by Anupriyo on January 26, 2004 01:26 PM |

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